WORKS-EVERY-TiME LAYOUT EXERCiSE

Your challenge is to create (in Photoshop), TWO completely different (different layouts, different fonts) versions of the "works-everytime-layout" using the text and photo ingredients below.
You are allowed to crop or "adjust" any of the photos as you see fit.

heading:
Layout Sins

cutline:
Overcoming layout sins will perk up desktop professionalism...

text (column 1)
We've narrowed the list to a baker's dozen of the most conspicuous errors we see in amateur work. Making any of these mistakes pretty much advertises that you don't know what you're doing. Until spotting these sins in others' work fills you with pity, keep the checklist handy.

list, under the title, "13 Amateur Layout Errors" (column 2)
Things that Blink Incessantly
Warped Photos
Naked Photos
Bulky Borders & Boxes
Cheated Margins
Centering Everything
4 Corners & Clutter
Trapped Negative Space
Busy Backgrounds
Tacky Type Emphasis
Bad Bullets
Widows & Orphans
Justified Rivers

tag line:
Now go forth and sin no more.

9 photo options (all come from the Creative Commons and are copyright-free):