Hit and Miss
Charnell Breitbach
It’s
one of those street corners that seemed to come to a point, and by
9:15 that Monday morning, I’d scanned it so
many times that it felt like I was one of its regulars. The sidewalks
were sandwiched between a long cast iron fence and a never-ending line
of parking meters. Business suits and overcoats moved every which way
clutching swinging briefcases in one hand while sipping a five-dollar
cup of coffee with the other. In the few times I’d worked the area,
the concept of the five-dollar coffee never did make sense to me. The
people moved so quickly it seemed they were always running late and would
break into a sprint at any given moment, yet they always managed to stop
and wait in line to get their precious morning fix of caffeine.
Time
seemed to stop as I sat and watched the opposite street corner. I hid
behind the newspaper I had purchased at the oversized newspaper
stand I was now stalking. The vender, who wore layered flannel in preparation
for the chilly day ahead, straightened the stacks of magazines and
newspapers between helping customers. Few people stopped to look at
the day’s
headlines as they passed, but the few that did were not who I was waiting
for – my last job before retirement.
This one was the ultimate job since it would set me up for the rest
of my life if I invested the money right, but it was the most dangerous – people
everywhere. Maybe that was a good thing with all the extra noise – shoes
on the pavement, various conversations, cell phones ringing, papers
rustling.
He
was supposed to be coming through this very spot by ten, but I was
ordered to be in my position by nine. I didn’t know
his name – just
some hotshot businessman that worked downtown that somebody wanted
taken care of. It was 9:25 and still no sign of him. Of course, there
were
a lot of men about his height – just over six feet tall – walking
by the corner, but few had the chocolate brown hair and even fewer
also had a receding hairline.
As
I continued to sit on the fancy wood slatted bench, I alternated looking
at my watch and the newsstand.
I decided maybe it was time
to try that
five-dollar cup of coffee, so I thought I’d go to some swanky
coffee place afterwards. I glanced at the newsstand as I folded
the paper and
immediately looked back at my watch – 9:43. There he was.
Six feet tall. Brown hair. Receding hairline. Three-piece suit.
High
gloss shine
on his shoes. I’d finish with a perfect record.
I quickly
assessed the surroundings. A couple to my right chatted away – they
wouldn’t notice the little bit of polished silver in my
hand. If I was quick enough, I’d hit the ground with them,
and they wouldn’t
know the difference. Across the street, few seemed to be paying
attention to where they were walking, so why would they notice
something across
the street? Some blonde woman was standing in the way of my shot.
Hordes of other people passed by, but why was she still standing
there? What
could they possibly be talking about that was taking so long?
Shouldn’t
she be rushing off somewhere like everyone else?
Finally
she turned to leave, and I saw him. He seemed disoriented and disheveled
from what I’d pictured, but it wouldn’t matter
in a few minutes anyway. I glanced all around me and saw no
one looking. I carefully raised my hand out of my pocket and
fired
while still trying
to hide behind the newspaper. Everyone around me looked in
horror as they tried to locate the loud burst. Some crawled
onto the
ground – myself
included. I couldn’t see the corner anymore; too many
dumbfounded people had wandered in front of my view.
The
couple who’d been sitting on the next bench came over and offered
to help me off the ground. I politely accepted and thanked
them while trying to see where he had been standing, but I
only found the blonde
woman he’d been talking to. She was looking around like
everyone else. They’d all heard the shot, but where had
he gone? I’d
hit him. I frantically searched the pavement looking for his
body. In its place lay a partially emptied coffee cup in a
pool of five-dollar
coffee, and all I could think was what a waste of five bucks.
Mistaken Identity
Carole Fishback
What
a waste of $650. As I left Dr. Elliott’s office I felt particularly
irritated by our therapy session. After three years, he just didn’t
seem to take my panic attacks too seriously. “Have a nice morning,
Sarah...we’ll see you next Monday,” said the soft-spoken
receptionist as I stepped outside into another typical day of chaos,
heading for work downtown. The city, its crowds and impersonal tone
had become a safe haven of sorts since my move from L.A. some four
months
ago. I actually felt safer.
It
wasn’t to last however. After
a few blocks of shouldering my way through the scurrying morning
commuters, I felt everything go cold
inside when I saw Ken’s face about twenty feet ahead of me.
He might as well have been a hologram. The slumped shoulders and
his sandy
brown hair all seemed too real. I MUST be losing my mind. Just
couldn’t
be. I felt the familiar panic begin to rise in my chest. The last
time I’d seen him, I’d narrowly missed the Norelco
razor my lovely boyfriend had sent sailing past my head in one
his infamous
fits of rage.
That was in L.A. That was four months ago. But, at the moment,
that seemed like yesterday.
With
a sinking feeling, I began to surmise that this might be one
of the “fugue” episodes a few co-workers thought
that I was experiencing...withdrawing and disconnecting. They’d
talked me into therapy, but among the mumbo jumbo my good doctor
came up with,
one thought was that such episodes were a side effect of panic,
events that could be tied to Ken. Personally, I just wasn’t
buying it. Perfect. Now here’s Ken in my neck of the woods
to test everyone’s
theories, not to mention my own sanity! How did he find me?
I looked
down at my feet in an attempt to get my bearings, willing that they
continue moving at least, anything to maintain
a hold
on reality,
until I reached the safety of my building anyway. When I looked
up again, I found myself near Sal’s News, a place I frequented
for their South American blend coffee. Maybe THAT’s what
I need, I rationalized and felt myself begin to calm at the idea.
The voice just then, next to me, caught me by surprise, “Excuse...
me, Miss ... this yours?” My skin automatically grew
cold and prickly.
What
do I do? He’s looking at me; say
something, do something. Ken was towering over me. It WAS him.
Or was it? His eyes didn’t
burn as she’d remembered – these were, well, a
little void of emotion, made more odd as his face broke into
an awkward smile. He
seemed puzzled, having a difficult time just getting the words
out, not something Ken ever had problems with doing before.
He was looking at
my briefcase as though it were alive or something he didn’t
recognize.
“Briefcase.” I
finally just blurted out, finishing his sentence. He held a cup of
coffee in an odd, stiff manner. He was saying
something about a newspaper, “Are you getting paper media?” An
odd way to put buying a newspaper, but I ignored this and responded, “I
got mine earlier.” I couldn’t help myself and
added, “It’s
funny how we happen to meet after all you put me through!” This
whole encounter just began to seem rather surreal.
C-R-A-C-K!!
There was a flurry of crouching, flinching people all
around me. A newspaper with a gaping hole was
fluttering
to the
ground across
the street near an old couple. Someone screamed. A gunshot?
I turned
to ask ...what? Ask? Ask what? Of whom? There was a puddle
of steaming coffee at my feet and a paper
cup still
rocking
to
and fro next
to it. Mine?
Despite
the fact everyone around me seemed genuinely frightened for some reason,
I found I felt only a rush
of near-giddy
relief as though
I’d
been saved from stepping in front of a car or train.
Just like when Ken missed me with that stupid
razor...
Ken,
I mused. Now, THERE’s someone
I hadn’t thought of
in a long time!
One Wrong Turn
Andrew Robertson
It’s
been awhile since I’ve been on a research mission this
far into a culture. I got out of my taxi and walked down the street.
I knew that my mission was to collect data on this culture. But,
I didn’t
know where I was. The operator kept yelling at me. He must be giving
me a local custom.
“Hey,
you, pay me my money. Jackass. Get back here! You own me 10 bucks.” I
walked away and waved to the operator and returned his one-fingered
gesture.
It
was morning and the sun reflected on the glass monoliths. Where
am I? I watched people and tried to think about what I
had to do.
People flowed in and out on the concrete path. People on the
right and people
on the left, I walked with them. I just followed the person
in front of me. I stared at the walk sign with the rest of
the herd; they
walked, so I walked. I knew that something was strange. I didn’t
know where I was but my mission was clear. I had to blend into
the culture
to fully
understand it.
I smelled
something good. I followed people into the bodega and listened to what
they said. These people
wanted morning
refreshments.
I will partake
this custom also.
“One mega Organic Columbian White Gold Highland Supreme Roast with extra
caffeine.”
“Five dollars. What mass is that?” I asked the female that got
her beverage.
“For this place it’s not bad.”
At the counter, I ordered, “1 mega Organic Columbian White
Gold Highland Supreme Roast with extra caffeine.”
As
I stepped out with the herd, I looked up at the sun
and a strange feeling came about me. I could hear
more
communications
than before.
I looked at my left, no conversations, then my right,
no conversations. Where did the voices come from?
“Works
sucks, more of the TPS file.”
“Wow, I look great in this outfit. I should wear it more often.”
“Get, the FUCK out of my way shit head. I got to meet with Jerry for the
pickup.”
“I hope Frank doesn’t know I’m dating his brother.”
“I forgot to turn off TV when I left today. Oh, well.”
I was
dazed, all these people’s thoughts coming to me or were the people
talking? I stopped and listened to the voices in my mind.
What strange thoughts; all they think about is themselves or what they do.
To complete my mission, I must to learn about this place
and what these people do here. I had been monitoring their
media
transmissions
both:
digital and
analogue. Clues from their technology indicate a massive
data network based on commerce. I needed to know more about
what these
people
do and how they
interact. Printed media is popular. This might have
the clues I need for my mission.
I looked for the nearest media stand. I needed to learn
about their customs and culture. Where am I? This massive
urban
center is perplexing. As I turned
left and walked to a media stand, I scanned the local
print media. Things seemed more clear and focused. The
streets were
full
of
the thoughts and voices. A
female was looking at me from afar. Visual contact
must be a way to communicate non-sonically.
“How
did he find me?”
“What do I do?”
“He’s looking at me; say something, do something.”
That
thought was feminine. Now I could tell the difference between the thoughts
of sexes.
The strange thoughts and emotional content
from her was different.
“Excuse... me, Miss ... this yours?” I wanted to communicate
with her.
“Briefcase?
Yes, it’s mine.”
“Are
you getting paper media?”
“I
got mine earlier. It’s funny how we happen to meet after
all you put me through!”
How
was it that we meet and what did I put her through? Did I do something
wrong?
As I started
to ask her, she looked
away. She
must have heard
something in the background. CRACK!!!
When
she was looking away I glanced around and saw the flashing lights of
media
on many buildings.
Soon
I was
looking up
at a picture screen
on a large building,
it had the planet Earth on it. As I
stared at the picture of Earth, I realized that
I was now
looking
at earth
from orbit,
not in the
urban center where I
was before.